Bag's a comin'...

I got the call... what once was lost was found... no, I am not referring to my wits, but my lost suitcase! The guy from Air Canada called and said expect your suitcase in half an hour.

Great!

Wait a tick. Half an hour? Where will I be in half an hour? Wait wait wait. Where am I now. For those of you who don't follow the weather of areas that you are not currently in (I know that I don't) it is currently windy in Saint John. Actually, it is very windy. The wind was at 60 km/hr with gusts of 90 km/hr.

Back to why this is important? Well, because my phone was being cupped in my hand, and though Air Canada likes to believe that people do not in fact do things, and that Air Canada's purpose is in fact to help people move from doing nothing in one location to not doing anything in another, that is not the case. I, contrary to popular belief, have things to do.

So, I applaud Air Canada for finding my bag and being ready to transport it to me within 24 hours (though I am still as a loss as to why my bag went missing) but I regrettably will have to wait until you can deliver it on my schedule.

Tomorrow it is, plus, who needs deodorant and a toothbrush anyways?

Aren't you glad you don't live in Saint John now?