Electroschism

I started physio last week... great... I do 40 minutes of exercises a day and still can't do anything. Still can't run, or lift, or sleep, but at least this is the right path... in theory. My physio is at least considerate in that she knows I am poor, so she is helping me in as few treatments as possible.

Anyways, yesterday I went in for physio and had luckily learned enough exercises for now. She then did some work on my mid-back to deal with a knot I have there. She used the IMF machine which generated high frequency low current impulses on a 10ish second cycle. This is something that I am familiar with, but usually running through my back. The physio put the electrodes on around one of the muscles in my shoulder... it just so happened that the current running through the muscle actually triggered the muscle.

Imagine. I was laying there on my stomach and every 10ish seconds my arm would pull up behind my body and then release... Every 10ish seconds, for 20 minutes... that is like... a bazillion seconds...

God that cracked me up...

Oh physio.