I swear!

I have not been in Saint John long, but I swear that in the time I have been here it has rained more times than it had rained the entire time I lived in Calgary!!!

You know, I may not have been able to use the umbrella I bought in China in China, but, I sure get to use it here. Not only that, but every time I open it it is like getting sprinkled with little drops of nostalgia, and I have the pride of seeing every other umbrella of its class being dwarfed. Tonight we could see our shadows as we walked home, and though both of our umbrellas started the same size collapsed, mine is way huger.

Congratulations China on perfecting the umbrella and keeping my bag dry...

Now... about my pants...