Let it be clear, this day ought to be marked in all history books from now until the rest of time. An incredible event occurred that could potentially be the first of a horrifying trend sweeping across the nation. It is as disgusting as it is outrageous, and there is no way to possibly console the victims marred by this tragic event.
What event could be this shocking, this obscene, and this obtuse?!!?
I ate a vegetarian meal... by choice...
I wanted to take a photo, but I just couldn't.
I would write more on the subject, but its simply too painful... I cannot bear to face the event again...
You have no idea how hard i am laughing right now...
ReplyDeleteI am terribly proud of you. I can hear doors opening, thought patterns shifting, and...oh yea, the echoes of about a thousand "I told you so's". That feeling is not pain, it is repressed contentment. Write to you later, loser. C.
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