Student

Student [Stood-nt, Styood-]

-noun

1. when cheap-gourmet is not an oxymoron, but a way of life.

Sure, we eat a lot of KD, and wieners, and beans, and chicken noodle soup (but only when it is on sale for $0.89 or less because $1.12 is toooooooo much), but that does not mean that we cannot appreciate the finer things in life. No, in fact, by being subjected to a student's diet we actually have a greater appreciation for the finer things that one might imagine.

Just think, if you are used to eating well, though you thoroughly enjoy each meal, it is just another great meal. Now, imagine the contrast that we face. KD. KD. KD. KD with wieners. KD. KD. Scallops and Bacon in a Cream Pasta with a starter of Fois Gras. KD. KD. KD. KD...

So we don't get to appreciate that gourmet lifestyle every night, but still, at least we get to live like that sometimes...