Let me try this again... Sometimes, when a man loves a... wait wait... wrong speech...
Anyways. Third time is a charm... so... in big cities when a man/woman decides that he/she absolutely needs some bacon/tampoons... or steak/mascara... or ribs/those weird round cotton wipey things... or whatever... he/she hops in their Holy Automobile and drives to the store. Sometimes these bacon emergencies can happen at some odd hours... like 9 pm... or like... 10 am... so, in big cities that man/woman could just go to a grocery store and address their... needs...
Saint John is evidently not a big city. Yesterday we needed the ingredients for cornbread. Not thinking, we hopped into said Holy Automobile and drove to Sobeys... which was closed... fear not, there is a Superstore not 30 seconds away (since Saint John is not a big city), but... it also seemed to be closed... the time? 11:05 am... gah...
Empty handed we returned to the now not disastrous abode.
Today. I had need for... ribs... so again we hop into the Holy Automobile and head to Sobeys (making sure that it was in fact after noon). The parking looked freakishly empty and again we were confronted with the hard hard truth. Today is a holiday, and in Saint John, stores actually close... so... today... again... empty handed. This time we at least went to McDonalds (which was open I might add) to get some $1 soft drinks. Swinging by Superstore to be disappointed once more we returned home.
Moral of the store... don't eat.
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